6 3 C "Arrived at LSU for the contest" 2 3 E "Was devoured by sidewalk ants" GRISLY E "Won the contest. Received glory and nachos." HAPPY 5 C "Saw a peanut" 3 5 E "Made peanut butter sandwich" HAPPY C "Found a hammer" 4 2 E "Hit self on head with hammer, ouch!" GRISLY E "Ate the peanut, choked on it, and died" GRISLY 2 C "All roads lead to..." 2 2 E "Rome." HAPPY 9 C "A wise man once said:" 2 6 C "Give a man a fish" 3 4 C "and feed him for a day." 5 7 E "and he'll ask for some tartar sauce." GRISLY C "Teach a man to fish" 8 9 E "Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life." GRISLY E "Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks." GRISLY E "and you can sell him fishing equipment." GRISLY E "and feed him for a lifetime." HAPPY 5 C "Beginning of the story" 2 4 C "Middle of the story" 5 5 C "This page can't be reached" 4 5 E "Dead end" GRISLY E "End of the story" HAPPY 5 C "You are walking down a corridor and see a time machine. Do you get in?" 2 3 C "You use the time machine and go back in time." 5 4 E "You wisely ignore the time machine." HAPPY C "You use the time machine and go forward in time." 2 5 C "You sit in the time machine and wonder what to do." 4 2